(Senorita, mas figa!) (Pls imagine Madonna singing at full blast here)
Age: Older than what everybody thinks. I admit my general silliness (and great body) does not help here.
Nationality: Italian. By birth. Not fully by mentality.
Place of residence: London, UK.
Marital status: Spinster. Or, to make me feel better, single. Single sounds cooler. As for cul, it varies a lot depending on the period.
Loves: Communication, elephants, dancing, soap bubbles, (adding comments between brackets), details, chocolate, questions, being lifted against the wall (for sexual purposes only).
Dislikes: Queuing, rats, people who love moaning, pumpkins, and so many other things but all modern yoga practices and mindfulness thinking tell you to concentrate on positive thoughts.
Good at: Listening, putting myself in surreal situations, going with the flow, sarcastic remarks, occasional wordplays, making people laugh.
Very good at: Eating, partying, drinking Prosecco, laughing at myself, looking for love in all the wrong places.
Not so good at: blow drying, telling a story in short, ironing.
Completely hopeless at: even simply finding the minimum motivation to reading an instruction booklet, all IT related issues, DIY.
Interesting things about me: I look Chinese in the morning.
Biggest fears: To discover on the verge of death that I have never really lived. And to meet someone with 6 toes.